She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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