I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
