only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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