I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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