Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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