We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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