I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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