piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How naked do you want me to be?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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