Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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