Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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