How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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