Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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