i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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