I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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