Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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