I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
we should paint friendship bongs
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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