If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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