whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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