is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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