god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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