You're my little dorito
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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