sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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