let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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