Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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