i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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