Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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