Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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