You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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