Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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