I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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