Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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