Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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