gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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