my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!