I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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