If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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