He kissed a someone with a penis
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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