i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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