okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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