Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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