Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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