3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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