would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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