everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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