Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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