So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize