The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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is wine microwaveable?
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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