belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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