Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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