I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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