Porn is love you can see.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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