You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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