Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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