Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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