I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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