This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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